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YOUR CHOICE of style and color! Get these designs on any of 90 different shirt styles for Men, Women, Children and Babies. Long-sleeved, short-sleeved, onesies, vintage, sports, and sweatshirts... in cotton (regular or righteously organic), blends, micro-fiber, you name it. Most styles come in many different colors, too. Prices depend on the style you select and start as low as $12.45.
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Wearing these shirts is 100% guaranteed to:
Raise your kundalini 3.73 inches
Spin your chakras at 14.8 mph (that's 8.3 degrees Celcius)
Increase your IQ by the square root of -1
Help you reach enlightenment (*step ladder not included)
Speed up your hard drive, lower your mortgage, give you six-pack abs, help you lose up to 200 pounds in 3 hours!
All Amazing Magical Clothing products are guaranteed to have been sanctified, had their vibration raised, been blessed, and otherwise made magical by our two Bengal cats, Lily and Lula.
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